dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

(Source: amandafelloffthebus, via cupcakeluvsmb)

varveensivasheelan:

After getting arrested with your bestfriend.

varveensivasheelan:

After getting arrested with your bestfriend.

(via ladyanastaciaspencer)

momsconfession:

STAAR Test…You’ve Missed The Mark! http://ift.tt/1f1n4sM

momsconfession:

STAAR Test…You’ve Missed The Mark! http://ift.tt/1f1n4sM

nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident:

This definitely explains Rick Perry.

nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident:

This definitely explains Rick Perry.

yung-medusa:

// ソフトゲットー soft ghetto //

yung-medusa:

// ソフトゲットー soft ghetto //

(Source: vintagedollrisa, via spank-l0ve)